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ELM STREET SHAWTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"わたしがあなたがたの上に射精させ"

Sexting tip for Guys

youwish-youcould:

bigbagofwtf:

clarknokent:

Be sure to choose your words wisely. For example: “I want to fuck you all night and make you cum non-stop.”

See how I said “I WANT to” instead of “I’m GOING to!” This way she can’t be mad at you because you came quick after talkin big, because you were just telling her the goal not guaranteeing it.

LMFAOO

Lmfao

ammit420:

im past notes im bloggin for
me and my dudes

(Source: theclearlydope)

sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

Yesterday: horny
Today: horny
Tomorrow: horny
Next week: horny
Next month: horny
Apocalypse: horny

keoooooooo:

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dekutree:

girl: fuck me daddy

me: don’t call me daddy…call me dad

girl: ok…dad…are you gonna make me cum today?

me: ask your mother 

hometownbuffet:

this must be stopped.

BEST

(Source: luckythinks91)

trapedits666:

Sosa ballin

trapedits666:

Sosa ballin

(Source: fagmobs)

(Source: lavishbungalows)

lmao

lmao